Some birds mate for life. There's no divorce in the aviary world, apparently. I think that's why they fly into windows, it's the only way out .... Robin Fairbanks
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffer-ring ... Anonymous
My mother always said that a rose is the perfect symbol of romance. It dies after a few days, it's pretty petals fall off and all you're left with is the ugly prickly thing ... Maureen Murphy
Hope these made you chuckle!